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*Yawn* Oh!  (rustle rustle rustle of the crisp sheets we don’t wanna leave) Good morning, Peach.  Did you dream? (wait, you’ve got an eyelash right there-oop-lemme get it) Yeah I had another Ed Harris one. We were at some bad office party in Lithuania in the 90s which ended up being…(Read More)

Hello Forever Lover- (yes I stole that from Michael Jackson) (or was it Paul McCartney?) I will not say the words SPR***  hath SPR*** because groundhog is a voodoo warrior and I am just desperate enough for Vitamin D and fancy popsicles to not wanna mess with that shit. Let’s talk about something else…(Read More)